Too funny not to share with people who may actually read it.
My new baby rats are confused I think...
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Dear Diary,
This morning I raided my new rats' cage. Really, I was just looking for the wee, uh, darlings, themselves.
Instead, I find my missing stuff.
When reading online about rats, the whole gender debate, I was quite taken by the idea of having boys. I'd had a girl, who was like the prolific shoplifter who would take anything so long as she could touch it without having a spazz attack. I quite regularly lost clothing, food, plastic bags. And nearly always foun